The Brothers:

"Heksenas"
or
"Hecksinas"
or
"Hecksynahs"
as in
"Heck no!"

There are more syllables in "Hecksenas" than in Heck no. And there is no logical way to even spell that. So why is it a word?

At Work:

Looking at panties.

Customer: "How much these cost?"
Me: "They're five for twenty-five."
Customer: "They five dollar each?!"
Me: "Well, individually they're more than five, so it's a deal."
Customer: "Why they so expensive, they just drawls!?"

Indeed. They IS just drawls.

My Roommate Heard It:

Two girls walking on the street.

Girl 1: Why is it called the yellow brick road?
Girl 2: I know, it should be called the purple brick road...
Girl 1: When I have a house with a garden and money so I can design it I'm going to have a mini yellow brick road in it.

On The Street:

Two girls, walking side by side smoking cigarettes.

"When I smoke menthol it feels like I'm just smoking a stick of gum."

Welcome!

This is my sister's and my new blog! We got the idea when I accidentally spelled Teen Vogue with a "b" in the URL box. We were immediately inspired to create a blog in which we take and post pictures of people we see on the street and "bogue" them. This means that they have been caught wearing something BOGUS! We have no mercy when it comes to bogue-ing. Hope you don't get bogued. And yes, this is the "real life" equivalent to "go fug yourself". LOVE. <3

(I am Rake and my sister is Easel---and my boyfriend/editor is Captain AJ Soulpatch)

Posted by Rake on February 16, 2010