The Brothers:

"Heksenas"
or
"Hecksinas"
or
"Hecksynahs"
as in
"Heck no!"

There are more syllables in "Hecksenas" than in Heck no. And there is no logical way to even spell that. So why is it a word?

At Work:

Looking at panties.

Customer: "How much these cost?"
Me: "They're five for twenty-five."
Customer: "They five dollar each?!"
Me: "Well, individually they're more than five, so it's a deal."
Customer: "Why they so expensive, they just drawls!?"

Indeed. They IS just drawls.

My Roommate Heard It:

Two girls walking on the street.

Girl 1: Why is it called the yellow brick road?
Girl 2: I know, it should be called the purple brick road...
Girl 1: When I have a house with a garden and money so I can design it I'm going to have a mini yellow brick road in it.